Say it ain't so!
2005-10-04, 12:57 p.m.

This probably isn�t news to anyone else at this point, but I just heard about it:

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paris Hilton said Saturday she ended her five-month engagement to a Greek shipping heir because "she's not ready for marriage" and didn't want it to end up in divorce.
The 24-year-old celebutante-turned-model broke off wedding plans with Paris Latsis, 22, because she didn't want to rush into marriage too quickly.
"I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly," Hilton said in a statement released to The Associated Press.
"I do not want to make that mistake."
The couple became engaged in the spring and Latsis gave the hotel heiress a 24 carat, $5 million diamond engagement ring.
Hilton said she still loves Latsis and the pair will continue to work together on business endeavors and have "movies together in the works."
"I'm still young and still have a very active career that I'm not prepared to give up," she said. "I have worked very hard to get to where I am. Paris is a great guy and we will handle this with dignity and respect."

I don�t even know where to begin! I really wish the earth would just open up and swallow her. When she says she has a �very active career�, what exactly is she referring to? The amateur porn career she started with her boyfriend when they filmed each other having sex? Did anyone else see that besides me? She was actually flipping through the channels on the TV and answering her cell phone while the guy was poking her. You know mom and dad were really proud when that little gem came out over the internet. Our perhaps she�s referring to her TV career where she goes around and proves to the world that she is indeed completely useless. Who else could make a living going around displaying their utter lack of self worth? Since when did having absolutely zero marketable skills or useful talents become such a hot commodity? I know that the main draw of that show is to see two stuck up, bratty little bitches make asses out of themselves while trying to milk a cow, but that doesn�t make her a redeeming person- it makes her a drain on society. So what she�s basically saying is that she doesn�t want to give up her �active career�- which has exclusively consisted turning herself into tabloid fodder and a punchline. What really kills me is her saying, �I have worked really hard to get to where I am.� Um, Paris? You wouldn�t know hard work if it sat up and ejaculated on your face. Worked hard at WHAT, exactly? Proving to the world that you�ve never HAD to work? That sounds exhausting! I saw the tape! She didn't even work hard at having sex! I've seen more active enthusiasm from 50 year old toothless prostitutes giving handjobs! (on TV, of course) She needs to do the entire world a favor and have her lips sewn shut. From what I could tell on that home movie, she wasn�t very good a giving head anyway.

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