Part of me actually feels kind of sorry for Britney Spears. It�s a really tiny part, but it is there- buried deep beneath the contempt and loathing. I feel a little sorry for her because she�s an idiot. Granted, she�s a really really rich idiot, but an idiot nonetheless. I first began having serious doubts to her mental capacity when it was reported that she wanted to have a cesarean so she, and I quote, �wouldn�t have to go through the pain of child birth.� I guess everyone failed to explain to her what a c-section actually is, and that having doctors cut through your abdominal muscles might hurt a little bit, and that her recovery period would be extended from a few days to a few WEEKS. And good luck to her in trying to maintain that toned, flat stomach that is so crucial to her career after having that done. Then of course there is her brilliant choice for the father. It was reported this week that Britney and Kevin haven�t been doing so hot since the baby was born. Apparently, he feels its more important to hang out and party with his friends than to help Britney take care of the baby. Now, if Britney had a brain, she may have been able to predict some of these problems. Judging from his history, I don�t think he�s exactly �father� material. Her first clue should have been the fact that he dumped his previous girlfriend WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT. So yeah, anyone willing to ditch their pregnant girlfriend for a new piece of ass probably isn't a very conscientious parent. So in short, all signs point to Britney being mildly retarded, and I always feel a little sorry for the mentally handicapped- even if they are millionaires.

Speaking of stupid celebs getting pregnant, if there is a God, and he had any sense of justice whatsoever, Katie Holmes will suffer from the worst bout of postpartum depression the world has never seen.

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