Traditional Values
2006-09-25, 2:27 p.m.

I find things like this absurdly amusing and absolutely terrifying at the same time.

http://www.traditionalvalues.org/index.php

Here is their definition of �Traditional Values�:
While other pro-family groups may have their own specific definitions of what "traditional values" means, here's what we consider to be traditional values:

A moral code and behavior based upon the Old and New Testaments. We believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and that the Lord has given us a rule book to live by: The Bible. We are committed to living, as far as it is possible, by the moral precepts taught by Jesus Christ and by the whole counsel of God as revealed in the Bible.

As an outgrowth of our commitment to the Bible, we believe the following:
Right To Life: We believe that every human deserves the right to life�from conception to death�and that we do not have the right to kill unborn children nor to murder the elderly through active euthanasia. We do, however, support the death penalty. (I think the contradiction here speaks for itself) The Bible is clear that the government has the responsibility to provide for peace and security for its people. We also believe the government has the power to take the lives of those who murder others and to wage war against our enemies.

Fidelity In Marriage And Abstinence Before Marriage: Based upon biblical principles, we believe that marriage is to be a lifelong commitment. We also believe that fidelity in marriage is essential. We also believe that teenagers and young adults should be taught to abstain from sexual contact until after they are married. The epidemic of sexually transmitted diseases running rampant in our culture is evidence of the failure of the sex education movement. Violating God�s principles on chastity has dire consequences. We support the God-ordained institution of the family, which is a union of a man and woman, with or without children�and is based upon marriage, blood, or adoption. (Now I actually agree with most of this- I mean, it sounds great in theory in all, but you�d have about as much luck getting Charlie Sheen to be faithful as you would getting most teenagers to abstain from sex)

Homosexuality, Bi-Sexuality, Transgenderism, And Other Deviant Sexual Behaviors: The Bible clearly condemns all sexual behaviors outside of marriage between one man and one woman. Homosexual behavior is explicitly condemned in both the Old and New Testaments as an abomination and a violation of God�s standards for sexuality. We oppose the normalization of sodomy as well as cross-dressing and other deviant sexual behaviors in our culture.

Pornography: The spread of pornography in our culture is a threat to the stability of families and frequently results in family break down, child molestations, and spousal abuse. We oppose this threat because it destroys families and it destroys the person who has become addicted to it. Pornography is a progressive addiction that ruins the conscience of the person. Frequently, this person acts out his sexual fantasies by molesting children, raping girls, and committing other sexual crimes�including murder. (I would like to see any evidence they have to support such a claim)

Patriotism, Loyalty To Country, And Political Involvement: We believe that we are to be good citizens. This means we are loyal to our nation (not blind loyalty, however)( Just blindly loyal to the Bible); we are to support our Armed Forces, law enforcement officials, and we should participate in the political process. We live in a free country (unless you�re gay) but we will not remain free if we do not exercise our rights as citizens.

We believe in the principles outlined in our Declaration of Independence, our Constitution, and the writings of our Founding Fathers. We support free enterprise, limited government, low taxes, and personal responsibility. We believe in self government, not self indulgence. We do not believe that the federal government should extend its power over every aspect of our lives (with the noted exceptions of letting us watch porn, or choose to engage in premarital sex, or God forbid, homosexual deviance) . The best government is the one that governs the least. (So long as you do exactly what we say)

Religious Freedom: We are advocates of religious freedom (So long as that religion is Christian). We believe the First Amendment to our Constitution gives all of us the right to freely exercise our religious faith and that religious faith is the cornerstone of freedom in this nation. Our Founding Fathers supported religion, purchased Bibles, established congressional chaplains, and sent missionaries to witness to the Indians. They enacted the First Amendment to protect religious freedom,(From people like us!) not to stifle it. We are opposed to any movement in this country that will strip away our constitutional rights to freedom of religion, speech, and association.(While supporting any movement that will trip away the constitutional rights of those we disagree with)

Addictive Behaviors: We are opposed to the spread of legalized gambling in our society because this behavior frequently leads to addictions, the destruction of families, and the abuse of children. We oppose the legalization of addictive drugs and support strong law enforcement efforts against this societal scourge. We believe it is self-destructive and destructive of our culture, for individuals to become addicted to such behaviors as gambling, alcohol, smoking, pornography, or the use of drugs.

Discrimination And Tolerance: We are not tolerant of behaviors that destroy individuals, families, and our culture. Individuals may be free to pursue such behaviors as sodomy, but we will not and cannot tolerate these behaviors. They frequently lead to death. We do not believe it is loving to permit someone to kill themselves by engaging in a self-destructive behavior. We believe in �discrimination� in the good sense: choosing between good and evil, right and wrong, the better and the best. We believe in discrimination in the sense of being discerning between good and bad choices. Popular culture maintains that all forms of discrimination are wrong. This is incorrect. A person with �discriminating taste� is one who uses wisdom in making choices. In short, we believe in intolerance to those things that are evil; and we believe that we should discriminate against those behaviors which are dangerous to individuals and to society. (In other words, the free will granted you by God doesn�t mean shit, so we�re going to legislate your moral obedience.)

Love And Hate: The Bible teaches us that we are to love our enemies and do good to those who persecute us.(Except for when we put them to death and bomb their countries) We believe it is a loving response to oppose behaviors that destroy individuals and families. It is not loving to allow someone to kill themselves or other individuals.(Except for when we do it) It is not �hate� to fight against such cultural forces as pornography, drugs, abortion, and sodomy.

And an FYI, the guy who founded this crackpot organization of two faced bigots warned John McCain that unless he supported President Bush�s plan to legalize torture, he would not get the support of Evangelical Christians in his 2008 bid for the Whitehouse. So in other worlds, Torture has now been deemed a �Traditional Value.�

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