2007-02-02 - Your tax dollars at work.
2007-01-26 - Surge
2007-01-08 - Beauty
2006-12-22 - -
2006-12-06 - Bizarre Dreams
2006-11-29 - Liar
2006-11-09 - Woohoo!
2006-11-06 - Out of the Closet
2006-10-20 - Blue Laws
2006-10-10 - Amish
2006-10-02 - Conservatism, part I
2006-09-25 - Traditional Values
2006-09-18 - Lets call a Spade a Spade
2006-09-14 - How can someone say this with a straight face?!
2006-09-11 - 9/11
2006-09-07 - Barbie Dog
2006-09-01 - Katherine Harris
2006-03-17 - Uni-Brow
2006-03-08 - update
2006-03-02 - Ambien
2006-02-23 - Vanity Fair
2006-02-16 - Bottled Water
2006-02-15 - Cartoon Riots
2006-02-07 - Morality
2006-02-01 - OK, so I'm back.
2005-12-21 - change of plans
2005-10-18 - rich kids
2005-10-07 - Stupid Celebs getting knocked up
2005-10-05 - FINALLY!
2005-10-04 - Say it ain't so!
2005-10-03 - frustrated....
2005-09-22 - crap
2005-09-21 - -
2005-09-13 - -
2005-09-06 - back. Finally.
2005-08-23 - Good Christians pray for murder
2005-08-18 - Feeling better..... and worse.
2005-08-15 - spiraling
2005-08-09 - The power of stupid people in large numbers
2005-08-02 - what to do, what to do...
2005-07-28 - Awareness Bands
2005-07-27 - I wanna screw a rock star!
2005-07-26 - The Answer to my Question
2005-07-25 - sex with prostitutes? Thats were I draw the line!
2005-07-18 - what should have been said months ago
2005-07-17 - Idiot drivers
2005-07-14 - Still Alive
2005-06-29 - How Stella got her groove trampled in the mud
2005-06-23 - English. What a motherfucker.
2005-06-22 - Don't raise your kids in Pennsylvania
2005-06-17 - At least its Friday
2005-06-15 - ranting again....sorry.
2005-06-13 - Natalee Holloway
2005-06-09 - Fixed....I think.
2005-06-06 - The Hand That Feeds
2005-06-03 - All clear
2005-05-31 - -
2005-05-26 - Sperm are precious, too!
2005-05-23 - Hold me like you did on Nabu!
2005-05-21 - Emily
2005-05-20 - explaination.
2005-05-20 - More of the same
2005-05-18 - Everybody loves a dumb husband
2005-05-11 - Sinking
2005-05-09 - MJ
2005-05-06 - Deflowered Virgin
2005-05-05 - plastic bowls.
2005-05-03 - sad state of affairs.
2005-04-28 - Unions
2005-04-21 - David Brooks
2005-04-20 - WHYYYYYYYY!?!
2005-04-19 - Here we go again.
2005-04-15 - Ding-Dong the Pope is Dead!
2005-04-06 - So anyway...
2005-04-01 - About fucking time!
2005-03-23 - Bowel Movement
2005-03-21 - I would like to call my next witness- a brussel sprout
2005-03-16 - (There are No) Answers in Genesis
2005-03-12 - 5 Questions
2005-03-07 - History lesson
2005-03-01 - sexy banners
2005-02-25 - Terri Schiavo
2005-02-22 - Morality
2005-02-17 - Gender Switch
2005-02-15 - Sorry- had to bring it up again.
2005-02-13 - People suck
2005-02-11 - My summer of discontent
2005-02-08 - Will and Testament
2005-02-07 - Superbowl
2005-02-04 - Garden State....PUKE
2005-02-03 - Survey Time!
2005-02-03 - Answers in Genesis
2005-02-02 - I never knew I was such a perv
2005-01-30 - Why do you put up with this shit?
2005-01-27 - Resolution
2005-01-26 - Speed Bump
2005-01-21 - Cheney's night at the Improv
2005-01-18 - Just a little update on me.
2005-01-14 - Bible Thumpers in the Classroom
2005-01-13 - William Rehnquist's naked penis
2005-01-11 - Hot for Teacher
2005-01-10 - Fear Factor
2005-01-06 - Alberto 'the Torturer' Gonzales
2005-01-04 - Social Conservatives
2004-12-30 - Supermodels
2004-12-29 - Trip from hell.
2004-12-23 - Rules of the Potty
2004-12-22 - Scott the Toolbox
2004-12-21 - TIME's Person of the Year
2004-12-17 - WTF!?!!
2004-12-15 - Pumpkin Gas
2004-12-13 - THIS is news!?!?!
2004-12-10 - Friday
2004-12-08 - My face hurts.
2004-12-07 - New Beginning
2004-12-05 - What a fitting end to the week.
2004-12-03 - Thank God this week is over.
2004-12-02 - Emily
2004-12-01 - Out of nowhere.....
2004-11-29 - Same shit, different girl
2004-11-29 - Another lousy X-mas gift
2004-11-27 - Back Home
2004-11-23 - Detroit
2004-11-22 - Saint Nick can suck my dick
2004-11-21 - -----*****-----
2004-11-18 - Gobble gobble this, mother fucker!
2004-11-17 - Jesus ate my grilled cheese!
2004-11-16 - Another one bites the dust
2004-11-15 - Frank Rich is the Shiznit!
2004-11-15 - Details
2004-11-14 - Here's to you Mrs. Robsinson
2004-11-13 - 17,000 and counting.
2004-11-12 - More than any of you wanted to know.
2004-11-11 - Wal-Mart
2004-11-10 - Chosen, not elected
2004-11-09 - Bubba
2004-11-08 - Answers
2004-11-07 - This time, I mean it!
2004-11-05 - argh
2004-11-05 - Eventful Thursday
2004-11-04 - girls girls girls
2004-11-03 - Packing my shit for Canada.
2004-11-02 - Nov. 2nd- finally!
2004-11-01 - Weekend Update
2004-10-29 - Happy Halloween!
2004-10-28 - Christmas can blow me.
2004-10-27 - Life sucks....or maybe its just me.
2004-10-25 - Noise Pollution
2004-10-25 - Leaving NYC
2004-10-23 - NYC
2004-10-21 - Bush is a hypocrite
2004-10-21 - Go Red Sox!
2004-10-20 - Head
2004-10-17 - Tornado Magnets
2004-10-17 - Sex
2004-10-16 - I hate Karaoke NASCAR bars
2004-10-12 - Carnie Wilson rocks
2004-10-12 - God is still a Fascist
2004-10-11 - One for all you Bush Lovers
2004-10-11 - God is a Fascist
2004-10-09 - Round 2
2004-10-09 - -
2004-10-04 - Freedom of Speech- or not.
2004-10-03 - Who's your Mommy?
2004-10-01 - WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
2004-09-28 - Dale Jr. can shampoo my crotch
2004-09-28 - My lazy Slacker ass
2004-09-26 - Why I hate Bush (the presidential variety)
2004-09-23 - 10 1/2 hours of sleep ROCKS
2004-09-22 - I fale lake crrrap
2004-09-21 - Date #2
2004-09-19 - Werd
2004-09-16 - Chernobyl heart
2004-09-14 - Fuck Ivan
2004-09-12 - -
2004-09-12 - Odd
2004-09-10 - 10 Steps
2004-09-05 - fear.com
2004-09-04 - Platoon the Return
2004-09-02 - fuck it all.
2004-09-01 - please please please
2004-08-27 - Religion is Evil
2004-08-23 - Interesting weekend
2004-08-20 - Solaris
2004-08-20 - Friday....finally.
2004-08-19 - God Bless America
2004-08-19 - More yellow ribbon BS
2004-08-18 - Shove that yellow ribbon up your ass
2004-08-17 - Fucking Idiot
2004-08-15 - Doggie Nyquil
2004-08-14 - Don Pablos
2004-08-11 - Fatal Attraction
2004-08-08 - -
2004-08-06 - Funny, I don't feel any older....
2004-08-04 - WWJD
2004-08-03 - Dreaded B-Day Dinner
2004-07-30 - Good bye
2004-07-28 - Hump Day
2004-07-25 - Paula, you little bitch.
2004-07-25 - Life with Blinders
2004-07-24 - ---------------------------------------
2004-07-24 - Hit rock bottom, now I'm digging
2004-07-23 - Alone
2004-07-22 - Poor Charles
2004-07-20 - Flake
2004-07-19 - New Job
2004-07-15 - Stuttering Stanley
2004-07-14 - Person Add from a Rock
2004-07-13 - DAMN IT
2004-07-08 - A Good Night's Sleep
2004-07-07 - Booty Call
2004-07-06 - Marriage
2004-07-04 - Seperate but Equal
2004-07-04 - Reds game, pot, and sex.
2004-07-03 - 'Vacation' begins
2004-07-02 - Evolution is a bitch, man
2004-07-01 - I should be working
2004-06-29 - love stinks
2004-06-28 - No cherry pie
2004-06-27 - farenheit 9/11
2004-06-27 - here goes everything....
